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    Gardeners Rest #6 (2011)

    Here we are again folks- by popular demand!!!!!!


    ( for those of you you'd like to catch up on previous years fun, grab a cuppa and enjoy!)
    http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...5-a_53451.html
    http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...4-a_41288.html
    http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...3-a_24344.html

    Everyone is most welcome to join in- it's all a bit of fun

    Gardeners Rest #6

    Scarey was sat astride her 5 bar gate gazing down into the valley where, nestled in the tiny hamlet,she could see the smoke gently rising from one of the chimneys of the Gardeners Rest.
    Applying yet another coat of lippy and picking up her heavy basket she called "Come on boys" to her dogs and set off at a fair old crack down towards the Village Green where Cardiffsteve could be seen hanging yet another set of Xmas lights in the old oak tree outside the Gardeners Rest......
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

    Location....Normandy France
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    ...when up jumps the village naughty boy with a beard, better known as Bearded Boy. He wanted Cardiff Steve to make rude shapes with his Christmas lights but the Good Fairy Christmas, Nicos looked down from above and said "No, I will have none of that here"! With a flourish she wiggled her wand and...
    Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

    Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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    • #3
      fell from the top of the tree where she had been.....
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #4
        ... acting as lookout, in the vain hope that the Pompiers would appear sometime soon ...
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • #5
          ...with their super soaker hose, but...
          Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

          Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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          • #6
            *** but with a hose that size it would surley water down the pinot grigio that had not been spilled despite the faal from the tree......

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              ...Nicos preferred to savour every last drop, as she rubbed the glass up and down her neck. Her thoughts wandered back to the boys and their hose...
              Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

              Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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              • #8
                "Darn!!!" she cried- "we've not ordered the Xmas turkeys for the party...who's in charge of the food this year????"
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                  "That'll be Binners!" shouted Glutton from under a Land Rover.

                  "Her Courgette CAAAAAKE is fab!
                  All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                  Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    The thought of courgettes made Nicos weak at the knees. She was yearning for a hot steaming... Ratatouille
                    As she looked down upon Gardeners Rest she could see Aberdeen Plotter tending his onions. He had the finest alliums in the land. Nicos was deeply envious and she vowed to...
                    Last edited by VirginVegGrower; 27-11-2011, 02:23 PM.
                    Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                    Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                    • #11
                      check out his technique at the first opportunity. First of all however she had to

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                      • #12
                        help him collect wood for his wood burner....and....
                        Last edited by Nicos; 27-11-2011, 02:30 PM.
                        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                        Location....Normandy France

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                        • #13
                          And learn to sing to her onions as AP did. Alliumetta, jonty alliumetta! Alliumetta, je te poodle hey!...it was this magical song that...
                          Last edited by VirginVegGrower; 27-11-2011, 02:30 PM.
                          Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                          Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                          • #14
                            ....powered Good Fairy Nicos' flying ability and she had to chant it under her breath at all times while in the air, which made flying a bit of a breathless business. So landing with a bit of a thump, and feeling a bit like Piskieinboots must have felt after her 5k run, she...
                            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                            Endless wonder.

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                              Ran into Moth Hawk, quite literally. Talk about double crash landing! "Mind my alliums please"...
                              Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                              Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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