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  • Farts - everything you ever wanted to know

    ..and things you probably didn't.

    Facts on Farts
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


    What would Vedder do?

  • #2
    wayne ....... you really do have wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much spare time on your hands

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    • #3
      Grteat stuff HeyWayne. Mrs snuffer has always said I'm a little infantile in my attitude toward farting. As far as I'm concerned, whether your 3 or 93 farting is funny. Don't ask me why, it just is.

      Iv'e always had a bit of a scatalogical sense of humour.
      It is the doom of man, that they forget.

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      • #4
        Well, that was an education!

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        • #5
          p.s. Am quite glad I'm not a 'Gastrointestinal Gas' researcher! Drug Discovery is quite smell-free by comparison!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
            wayne ....... you really do have wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much spare time on your hands
            T'was your fart thread wot started it!!
            A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

            BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

            Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


            What would Vedder do?

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            • #7
              yeah, i never said I didn't have wayyyyyyyy too much spare time on my hands as well
              Last edited by lynda66; 03-11-2008, 10:49 AM.

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              • #8
                "Farts are like children. You can just about stand your own."

                Discuss!
                Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Flummery View Post
                  "Farts are like children. You can just about stand your own."

                  Discuss!
                  I'll let you know when I have one. Child that is...
                  A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                  BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                  Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                  What would Vedder do?

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                  • #10
                    My bil farts all the time he doesnt care who is about my sister gets embarrased and he says dont know what the problem is or it wasnt me or just laughs.
                    Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                    and ends with backache

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                    • #11
                      I tend to go stand next to a man, and walk away swiftly when the deed is done!
                      Naughty I know, but what the hell!!

                      Going to paste the page to my nephew's blog. I reckon that will raise a smile from him when he's in the mood for one.
                      Kirsty b xx

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kirsty b View Post
                        I tend to go stand next to a man, and walk away swiftly when the deed is done!
                        Naughty I know, but what the hell!!
                        I do the same by the meat section in the supermarket - speshly if it's busy and you can't get to the lean mince.
                        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                        Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                        What would Vedder do?

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                        • #13
                          ......another occasion where kids come in useful!!
                          What is it about not fessing up though??Even as toddlers our two would always deny the deed!!
                          the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

                          Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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                          • #14
                            lol, son and his mate came and woke me up yesterday morning with a nice cuppa ....... then both proceeded to fart on each other ....... whilst sat on my bed ...... funnily enough, they couldn't understand why i chucked them out

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                            • #15
                              I tried the Jerusalem artichokes I've grown for the first time as a soup last week. OH and son who were 'unaffected' eventually made me go and sit in the kitchen on my own

                              I don't know what I'm going to do with the 13 remaining plants that I'm never, never, never going to use

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