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    Famous last words? (JFF)

    Not the last words of famous people, but inventive ideas of words people might say just before their untimely and sudden demise. For example:

    Pull the pin and count to what?.....

    Or:

    Isn't it cute? I wonder where the mother bear is?.....

    Or:

    It's OK, rat poison only kills rats......

    Can anyone think up any more?
    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
    Endless wonder.
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    Sorry but a famous ones.....'take it easy how you drive,the life you might save could be mine'.
    the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

    Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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    • #3
      Dying words of a hypochondriac? "I told you I was ill"
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • #4
        Wasn't Oscar Wilde supposed to have said "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do"?
        Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
          Dying words of a hypochondriac? "I told you I was ill"
          Methinks that is on the headstone of Spike Milligner (the well known typing error)
          He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

          Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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          • #6
            Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.


            Said by: George Appel (a convicted murderer) was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.

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            • #7
              "I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

              Said by: Humphrey Bogart

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              • #8
                Originally posted by bearded bloke View Post
                Methinks that is on the headstone of Spike Milligner (the well known typing error)
                Fan of Spike, so that's probably where I heard it
                Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
                  Fan of Spike, so that's probably where I heard it
                  Indeed he was a comic genius

                  "Spike Milligner (the well known typing error)" read by Harry Secombe from the script sheet on the Last Goon Show of All

                  He knows stuff,you cannot live without
                  He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

                  Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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                  • #10
                    I think the gas leak is coming form the overn, I'll just check....

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                    • #11
                      Now I've wasted about an hour reading Goon Show scripts!
                      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                      • #12
                        Overheard conversation containing famous last words.
                        Wife - "Does my bum look big in this, darling?"
                        Husband - "Can't say yet, dear, I'll tell you when you've got it all in!"

                        Zebedee
                        "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by taff View Post
                          I think the gas leak is coming from the overn, I'll just check....
                          very good, taff

                          How about:

                          Yes, I'm sure they're mushrooms....
                          Last edited by mothhawk; 14-07-2011, 05:47 PM.
                          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                          Endless wonder.

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                          • #14
                            "Don't be daft, that's not a train whistle"

                            "It's okay, the safety is on!"

                            "I measured the rope, then subtracted enough to allow for my height. I'll be fine."

                            (That last may have happened, in the case of a young man who bungee jumped off a freeway overpass...He thought he was doing really well to subtract six feet for his height, but he forgot that bungee ropes are stretchy...Darwin Award nominee.)

                            "All hatches closed Captain, commencing to dive.." Lots of the early submariners didn't quite have the routine sorted, and they lie still on the seabed...Except where the sub was salvaged and another attempt was made. Often with the same consequences. Sometimes several times !
                            There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

                            Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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                            • #15
                              No, it's a complete myth about bulls and the colour red...watch....

                              Don't be silly, of course it's not loaded...

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