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    Emergency! Chilli accident

    Anyone know how to soothe a blokes delicate bits if he has inadvertantly got a chilli seed on it?
    No idea how eldest has done this but we have just tidied the house and he said we "could have unearthed all sorts!"
    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police
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  • #2
    Plain yoghurt? Milk?.
    Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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    • #3
      Tried that
      WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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      • #4
        Ouch, delicate. Ice?
        Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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        • #5
          Got any Germolene? That contains local anaesthetic that might take away the worst of the sting.
          Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
          Endless wonder.

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          • #6
            sour cream

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            • #7
              Ice entirely wrong Fi! Apparently you can use mayo, cucumber or alcohol. Water doesn't help, or ice. According to Google, the best remedy is salt with a little water, kind of a paste I suppose and then soap and water. He probably feels like all of the above. Cucumber & mayo sandwich, salt on the burn and a slug of alcohol to take away the pain!
              Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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              • #8
                LMAO nappy rash cream did the trick. I am not laughing honest
                WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                • #9
                  Why have you even got nappy rash cream with your lads?

                  Anyway - bicarb does it for me...when I have made my chilli jelly and then got it all over fingers....

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                  • #10
                    Well...I did exactly the same thing a while back

                    Just tell him it's an ancient Aztec manhood ritual!!!!!!



                    ( ouchy ouchy ouchy!!!!!!!!)
                    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                      Why have you even got nappy rash cream with your lads?

                      Anyway - bicarb does it for me...when I have made my chilli jelly and then got it all over fingers....
                      It works well on tattoos apparently
                      WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                      • #12
                        got many tattoos then Fi ?
                        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

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                        • #13
                          Ouch I feel for the man.

                          Many years ago whilst in the army we did chemical warfare training in a chamber filled with concentrated CS gas fully suited of course.

                          But no, you are not supposed to come out the chamber and nip for a quick pee without taking your gloves off.

                          Colin
                          Potty by name Potty by nature.

                          By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                          We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                            got many tattoos then Fi ?
                            Lol yeah hundreds of em

                            Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
                            Ouch I feel for the man.

                            Many years ago whilst in the army we did chemical warfare training in a chamber filled with concentrated CS gas fully suited of course.

                            But no, you are not supposed to come out the chamber and nip for a quick pee without taking your gloves off.

                            Colin
                            OUCH!
                            WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                            • #15
                              It's bad enough on your hands, gawd knows how it feels on the nether regions! Glad you'd got the cream handy Fi.
                              Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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