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  • Do I buy a lottery ticket?

    *plays Twilight Zone music*

    "Picture a man going on a journey..."

    Earlier today in the office one of my colleague dudettes asked if we'd like to hear the facinating fact of the day, or the quote of the day (she has one of those calendars).

    At that point the fellow dude in the office made an exasperated noise (the one where you blow your lips together and sound a bit like a horse) because the printer wasn't working.

    I then said - "who are you, Shergar, or Mr Ed?"

    1-2 seconds later, having not heard me the dudette colleague continued to relate the fascinating fact of the day...

    "On this day in 1983 Shergar was...."

    Dude and myself exchanged a "WTF" look.

    Now, do I buy a lucky dip - or pick my numbers!?
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


    What would Vedder do?

  • #2
    Lucky dip - every time
    *writes 'best friend' letter in readiness
    aka
    Suzie

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    • #3
      You could really splash the boat out and have one line lucky dip and one line hand picked.
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • #4
        Spooky! I'd deffo have one of each as cropper suggests. Might be worth scanning the runners in any of this afternoon's races too. If there's a "Mr Ed" running.........
        When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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        • #5
          Just got 4 lines on Euro Millions.

          It's another rollover so jackpot is £113,000,000!

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          • #6
            One of each !

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            • #7
              Spooky malooky. I'm sure I've posted this before, but years ago, I walked into a huge branch of Tesco's after a loong day at work to grab a couple of things. As I walked in, there was a long bank of public telephones, (this was a few years ago, when not everyone had mobiles). There was maybe 10 or 15 of them in little booths. One was ringing, and without thinking, I went and picked it up and said 'hello.'

              It was a friend, calling for me, but who wasn't sure of my telephone number. He'd cobbled some numbers together, and rang THAT number, at the very moment I walked by. Never forgotten that. Spooksville.


              Ay, Zen Master. What happened to the first two Dan's?
              I don't roll on Shabbos

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              • #8
                Lend us a Tenner!
                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                • #9
                  I always have a Ducky Lip.
                  The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                  Brian Clough

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rhona View Post
                    Ay, Zen Master. What happened to the first two Dan's?
                    Well first Dan was called away - something about a delivery. Second Dan went out for a packet of cigarettes and never came back.
                    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                    What would Vedder do?

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                    • #11
                      You could say you got your tip 'Straight from the horses mouth'..........groan!
                      My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                      to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                      Diversify & prosper


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