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    Christmas Jokes wanted for my grandson.

    My grandson, Jack is almost 6, autistic, but highly intelligent. He attends a great special school and always telling jokes and making other kids and the staff laugh.
    He needs a few short xmas jokes, can you help?

    He only has one, so far:

    Q What do you get if you eat Christmas Decoration?

    A Tinselitis
    Its Grand to be Daft...

    https://www.youtube.com/user/beauchief1?feature=mhee
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  • #2
    There's some rubbish ones here, including the one he already knows:

    50 best Christmas cracker jokes ever - Telegraph
    My gardening blog: In Spades, last update 30th April 2018.
    Chrysanthemum notes page here.

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    • #3
      Not a Christmas joke but the one that makes my OH laugh every time he tells it is:

      What does a person with two left feet wear?
      Flip flips

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      • #4
        Mrs.BB's favourite .......... Where did Caesar hide his armies .............. Up his sleevies
        He who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame

        Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

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        • #5
          Knock, Knock
          Who's there?
          Mary
          Mary who?
          Mary Christmas!
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          • #6
            Knock, Knock,
            Who's there?
            Olive
            Olive who?
            Olive the other reindeer!
            sigpic

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            • #7
              Last one, honest!

              Knock, knock,
              Who's there?
              Dexter
              Dexter who?
              Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
              sigpic

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              • #8
                Q. Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas

                A. Mince Spies
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                  Q. Whats brown and sneaks around the kitchen at Christmas

                  A. Mince Spies
                  Thanks one and all.... this is jacks favorite.
                  Its Grand to be Daft...

                  https://www.youtube.com/user/beauchief1?feature=mhee

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