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Two Eskimos were talking about the cold. One said to the other "you don't know what cold is", "my igloo is colder than yours".

So the two of them went into his igloo, and he picked up a pan of water from the fire and threw the water across the igloo, but it froze in mid air. The other Eskimo said his igloo was colder.

They entered the second Eskimos igloo, and he proceeded to pull back the fur covers of his bed, and there lying in the middle of the bed was a little blue blob. The Eskimo picked it up on his shovel and held it over the flames of the fire where it went "Phaaarrrp"!

Love it! I did have to read the last bit twice, I will admit...

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

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As long as you don't hold me over a flame!!

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

I had to read it twice to but it did make me chortle! Thanks for the laugh!!

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

Didnt know the Eskimos grow JAs

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Some things in their natural state have the most VIVID colors
Dobby

I don't get it at all.
someone please explain?

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~ What do I think of Western civilisation? I think it would be a very good idea ~ Gandhi

Frozen fart!

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Earth laughs in flowers. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Updated November 30th - Mr Stinky's Excellent Adventure (and a Christmas Cake)