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    OWG's post in the http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ver-heard.html thread made:
    Originally posted by OverWyreGrower View Post
    This is a very annoying thread!

    I have lots of favourite songs, but when I've gone and looked up the actual lyrics (not the words I always sing), they aren't very inspiring....
    ...made me think.

    What song lyrics do you sing wrongly?

    I heard "Don't tell my heart, my eggy-bready heart" on the radio several years ago.
    And a while ago I was in a motorway services' toilet when a guy came in singing, "We built this city. We built this city on sau-sage rolls!"
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  • #2
    Perfect. My brother and I used to sing Metallica's 'One' in the back of the car on long journeys. My mother used to fall about laughing, when we asked her why (finally), she said,

    'Well, you're singing Tickle my arms, Tickle my legs, ...'

    we said, 'Erm no, its about a landmine...'
    Last edited by Pumpkin Becki; 19-01-2010, 03:48 PM.

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    • #3
      "Christmas time, Misteltoe and wine, children singing Christian rhymes, with logs on the fire and crisps on the tree...."

      My brother always sang that.

      LadyWayne always sang "I know, she knows, I'm not from the Boscombe" (Nope, me either ) as the line in the Kooks song "Naiive".
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      • #4
        Linkin Parks "Breaking the Habit" always gets changed to "Baking a Rabbit"

        Bon-jovi living on a prayer used to start "Johnny got a hole in his socks"

        But "Built this City on Sausage rolls" has now been implanted will now be sung forever more!!

        Binley really does Know best!
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        I Don't Know who Dave is...But he's one cool Dude!
        I Once was a Tuber but with a little practice!!

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        • #5
          The Pretenders "Brass in Pocket":

          You've got style
          You've got sausages....

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          • #6
            REM.. 'calling cheryl baker'...

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            • #7
              Must admit I don't know who sings it,nor am I sure I've got the lyrics right,but I think it's supposed to be "I'm a single Lady"....Daisy and Ash are convinced it's "I'm celery"
              the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

              Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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              • #8
                "OOOOOOOOOOH OOOH Your socks are on fire!!" (for the benefit of the kids )

                George used to sing along to Kylie..." I just can't get you outta my head, you're a dog and all I think about...."
                Last edited by lainey lou; 19-01-2010, 05:28 PM.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by andi&di View Post
                  Must admit I don't know who sings it,nor am I sure I've got the lyrics right,but I think it's supposed to be "I'm a single Lady"....Daisy and Ash are convinced it's "I'm celery"
                  Di, I think its 'All the Single Ladies', my OH is convinced its 'I'm a Singleez' (like a singleton or something) - I marvel at how his brain works sometimes
                  Last edited by Pumpkin Becki; 19-01-2010, 05:29 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                    LadyWayne always sang "I know, she knows, I'm not from the Boscombe" (Nope, me either ) as the line in the Kooks song "Naiive".
                    Hmm, can't hear that :P
                    "I know, she knows, I'm not fond of asking."
                    Great song though
                    Stacey x ♫

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                      "Christmas time, Misteltoe and wine, children singing Christian rhymes, with logs on the fire and crisps on the tree...."

                      My brother always sang that.
                      i cant even think what its surposed to be

                      i've heard a drunk Irishman sing 'feel the beat from the tangerine'!!
                      Finding Home

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                      • #12
                        I was photographing a model once and she sang 'where's your hair done' instead of basement jaxx 'where's your head at'

                        I never remember song lyrics and my OH noticed that whenever there's a song on I want to sing to I just sing 'nang nang' instead of words and it fits every time!!! It really works - try it.....

                        'Naaaanng nang-nang, nang-nang-nang nang-nana' (christmas time, mistle-toe and wine...) see?!

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                        • #13
                          The stranglers "Golden Brown", I always thought the line

                          "with my mind she runs" was

                          "with my manchiros"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pigletwillie View Post
                            The stranglers "Golden Brown", I always thought the line

                            "with my mind she runs" was

                            "with my manchiros"
                            Der, everyone knows it's "with my manchirans"!
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                              Der, everyone knows it's "with my manchirans"!
                              Err..."with my Manch Heroes"!
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