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  • Am I David Beckham?

    A few months ago, I was walking down my street and a small lad (about 8-9 years old) asked me if I was David Beckham.
    I'm similar on paper (tall, short hair, stubble), but otherwise I look nothing like him...sadly.
    So I responded "no" and carried on walking.
    Now, every time I see him he asks if I'm Beckham, to the extent that he now runs over with a pen and asks me to sign his arm!
    I got bored of trying to convince him that I'm not and today I even signed his arm, and his friend's who's also decided to start asking along with a few of the other kids on the street. (although I refused to sign his T-shirt for fear of angering an unseen parent).

    I'd try and convince him that I'm not Beckham, but I'm not totally sure that he really thinks I am anyway, I think it's just a game.

    It's partly confusing, partly funny, partly complimentary!
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  • #2
    You should show him your balls skills- that might convince him?????( bet you're brill so it won' after all!!!)
    Nice compliment though- as you say!
    "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

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    • #3
      Sadly my keepy-up record is just shy of 3!
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      • #4
        How amusing Ollie!

        Er... don't suppose you have the said gents type of wealth do you?

        *sucks in tummmy and tries really hard to look like Posh

        I was feeling part of the scenery
        I walked right out of the machinery
        My heart going boom boom boom
        "Hey" he said "Grab your things
        I've come to take you home."

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        • #5
          So go on then - are you?????????
          Hayley B

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          • #6
            I'm working on it
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            RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
            Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
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            • #7
              Originally posted by HayleyB View Post
              So go on then - are you?????????
              obviously not.. he can use words like 'complimentary' 'responded' and 'otherwise' in sentances.
              As these words have more than one syllable, it proves he's not a footballer.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Scunny Zeb View Post
                obviously not.. he can use words like 'complimentary' 'responded' and 'otherwise' in sentences.
                As these words have more than one syllable, it proves he's not a footballer.
                Meeeooow, you never know, Ollie could be the exception to the rule..

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ginger ninger View Post
                  Meeeooow, you never know, Ollie could be the exception to the rule..
                  Rule No. 12: If there's a rule, Ollie's the exception to it (except rule No. 12)
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                  RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
                  Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
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                  • #10
                    Were you wearing that dress at the time mate? Thats probably where the confusion arose
                    Bob Leponge
                    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                    • #11
                      Explain rule No.12 then..... David.

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                      • #12
                        My friend's little girl pointed at George Alagiah on the TV the other week and said "there's daddy". Now this could be a lot worse, after all he's a respected journalist, however as her dad is white we suggested that they took their girl to Specsavers!

                        Some of us live in the past, always talking about back then. Some of us live in the future, always planning what we are going to do. And, then there are those, who neither look behind or ahead, but just enjoy the moment of right now.

                        Which one are you and is it how you want to be?

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                        • #13
                          I'd play the game! See if someone has a Beckham shirt you can borrow :-)

                          You'll have the whole school on top you of before you know it lol!
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