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    Am I blind, stupid or just a bloke?

    I went to a party recently, full of Frenchy types, most splendid. As the evening progressed, it became fairly clear that one of the laydeez was more drunk than the rest of them as she started to become a bit familiar.
    After a discussion, she told me that she had been tipping her hat in my general direction since the last Mme Leponge had left, but I hadnt responded at all.
    Somewhat confused I told her I didnt respond as I saw no signs. This was treated with much mirth by all the laydeez at the soiree, who apparently all knew what was going on except me.
    Are all blokes as blind as me or is it just me?
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.
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    Perhaps you were looking in a different direction Bob?

    I've heard of people who look for something and then find the very thing they are looking for [romantically-wise] under their very noses...
    Last edited by zazen999; 29-04-2010, 06:40 AM.

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    • #3
      So is she nice?
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      • #4
        We blokes are generally surrounded by a fog when it comes to girlies fluttering their eyelashes at us. In general a much more direct and obvious approach is the best way for us to see the obvious.

        Saying that, the laydeez can be just as oblivious and require batting about the head with a bit of 4 x 2.

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        • #5
          Nice to know you've still got it bob, whatever "it" is..................my admirers tend to have labradores.........
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          • #6
            Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
            I've heard of people who look for something and then find the very thing they are looking for under their very noses...
            Yup, I did that with my philtrum!

            I think it's a bit of both. Women really do speak a different language so what's obvious to them isn't obvious to us. I don't know if it's your thing, but I really enjoyed the book 'Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus' all about this.
            But that's not the important thing, the important thing is what are you going to do next?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
              Nice to know you've still got it bob, whatever "it" is..................my admirers tend to have labradores.........
              I think "it" was probably Pastis...
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              • #8
                Maybe, but have you asked her out?

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                • #9
                  Its a bloke thing We think we are being terribly obvious, you lot wouldnt notice if we hit you over the head with a placard saying I fancy you!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
                    I think "it" was probably Pastis...
                    Ah yes - that'd do it for me too

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by piskieinboots View Post
                      Ah yes - that'd do it for me too

                      I'm giving that pasty all sorts of signs, but it hasn't even noticed me
                      I can't help how I feel, I really fancy it
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by pigletwillie View Post

                        Saying that, the laydeez can be just as oblivious and require batting about the head with a bit of 4 x 2.

                        A true romantic PW, I like that.

                        Yes she is nice, (even when I was sober, which is always a bonus), yes I did ask her out and clearly the Pastis was still in effect as she said yes.
                        Last edited by bobleponge; 29-04-2010, 07:07 AM.
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                        • #13
                          Blind? Stupid? Bloke???


                          Well I hope it's the latter- it's the only one you can improve upon!!!!

                          And here was I thinking you had an eye for the ladies too Boble!!!!


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                          • #14
                            I must be blind also bob - that or LadyWayne is giving admiring glances the evil eye out of my field of vision.

                            I'm of to buy a hat.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
                              A true romantic PW, I like that.
                              Thats me, well it is a nice bit of 4 x 2, kept for best.

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