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  • Ah yes, I forgot.

    Being a bloke, an ex squaddie, and someone who has done loads of team sports, I have no issue at all with having group showers.
    Where I am currently, though, such things are not done, and being the culturally aware kind of chap I am, I do take heed.
    Went for a swim last night, and whilst getting changed, noticed that the custom seemed to be (after swimming) dry your self with shorts on, pop on a t-shirt, then ever so quickly, with your back to every one else, shorts off and remaining clothes on.
    Finished my swim and went to get changed. A group of 6 or so locals were in, so I grasped the situation to show my cultural awareness. Dried off my top, t-shirt on, then turned my back, shorts off.... to sniggers behind me. Followed by coughed laughter. Put my trousers on and looked round, to see the entire group suddenly turn the other way.
    I said goodbye and left the changing room, and before the door had even closed I could hear the belly laughs coming from inside.
    It was only when I got back to my room, that I remembered that I have 2 tattoos, one on each cheek, that I had made a point of showing to the gathered throng.

    Doh!!
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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    Are they of two eyes?

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    • #3
      IFOG Next time show 'em your front

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      Last edited by piskieinboots; 12-01-2010, 01:40 PM.
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      Suzie

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          You're going to have to tell us what they are of now Bobster

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          • #6
            Nice one Bob!

            Good to see you are entertaining the locals

            My brother has a devil tattoo on his derriere, I like the think it will amuse the nurses when he's in the nursing home in years to come

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            • #7
              One look like this?



              and the other like this?

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                No that one?
                Excuse me, could we have an eel? You've got eels down your leg.

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                • #9
                  Two big 'W's?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                    One look like this?



                    and the other like this?


                    Used to get Henna ones like that when working with the Navy.
                    Bob Leponge
                    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                        Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
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                        Is that morse code TS? I guess its better than semaphore in this instance!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
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                          is that the profanity filter at work? you've blown it up
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                            Originally posted by Pumpkin Becki View Post
                            Is that morse code TS?
                            nah, there's no - - -s, unless her finger was stuck
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by piskieinboots View Post
                              nah, there's no - - -s, unless her finger was stuck
                              You can see why I've got a nice safe desk job can't you

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