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    It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of the male "member" is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb....
    My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
    to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

    Diversify & prosper



  • #2
    Good one Snadger
    Location....East Midlands.

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    • #3
      :d................................
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • #4
        Nutter!

        How many of those are actually true?
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
          Nutter!

          How many of those are actually true?
          Dunno........... I'm still looking at my thumb!
          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

          Diversify & prosper


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          • #6
            Originally posted by Glutton4... View Post
            Nutter!

            How many of those are actually true?
            Dont know, but my thumb is 2 and a half inches long.

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            • #7
              That did make me chuckle
              You have to loose sight of the shore sometimes to cross new oceans

              I would be a perfectionist, but I dont have the time

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              • #8
                Why can't women park?


                (ʇɹɐdɐ qɯnɥʇ puɐ ɹǝƃuıɟ ʇsƖ ploɥ) sǝɥɔuı 6 sı sıɥʇ ƃuıʎɐs dǝǝʞ uǝɯ ǝsnɐɔǝq
                All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Two_Sheds View Post
                  Why can't women park?
                  But women can park.

                  YouTube - Women Parking
                  The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                  Brian Clough

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                  • #10
                    There is one statement there that I certainly don't believe.
                    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                    • #11
                      Did I ever tell you how I am related to Uma Thurman?

                      A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                      BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                      Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                      What would Vedder do?

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                      • #12
                        You have big thumbs Wayne?
                        The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                        Brian Clough

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bubblewrap View Post
                          You have big thumbs Wayne?
                          Buying gloves is a pain in the R's.

                          Speaking of which - if another person asks me if I like sitting about with my thumb up my arsenic cocktail, I'll poke em in the eye.
                          A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                          BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                          Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


                          What would Vedder do?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                            Buying gloves is a pain in the R's.

                            Speaking of which - if another person asks me if I like sitting about with my thumb up my arsenic cocktail, I'll poke em in the eye.
                            With the other thumb .........I hope.

                            BTW my hat size is XXL so can cause me one or two problems.
                            The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                            Brian Clough

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                            • #15
                              Excellent.......................still chuckleing

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