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Do you know the words to the song "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" Shortie? it goes like this -
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
I know a song that'll get on your nerves
get on your nerves
get on your nerves
Repeat as many times as you need to

Another idea hum loudly to yourself.I used to work beside someone who hummed to himself all day - it drove me mental.

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The Joe Pasquale one?

Sadly I think Stu who sits the other side of me might thump me before either suggestion winds her up.

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Shortie

"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

Get in early and swop seats with Stu, tell him he can ride shortgun for a change.

For Discworld see: Foul Ole Ron "Buggrit, buggrem"

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"Its not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you" - Bruce Wayne

Yes, I did suggest I'd swap our stuff over one morning before he got in. His reply was that if I did he'd hand in his notice

Or I could be like the other guy (is he called Duck Man?) who is oblivious to the Duck that sits on his head

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Shortie

"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

I used to tease my big sis when we were kids, as the crown on her head looked like a Ducks a75e.

There's a dude in our office that hums, especially when it's warm! T-a'int pleasant!

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

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I bet he's not a pleasant plucker, he's a pleasant pluckers son.

No, he's a pheasant plucker really.

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

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Ah ha you work for Bernard Matthews do you?

Funnily enough, there is a Bernard Matthews place next door (I kid ye not!)and the aforementioned dude is off sick quite a lot....

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

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What is it sickness?, or acid reflux from the stuffing? Perhaps, he's allergic to feathers!

The stapler in jelly trick always looked worth a try

Start suffering from crippling migraine headaches, where you need peace and quiet.

Have to wear headphones to counteract your tinnitus, medical dispensation from boss.

Contract ear infections.

That old favourite, be a grumpy mare, its that time of month.

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Mr Shortie would dissagree there.... he'd say I was grumpy mare all the time

But with the mergers going on in our place at the moment, who knows who I'll be sitting next to next month, if I'm not on 'Garden Leave' .....

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Shortie

"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children; one of these is roots, the other wings" - Hodding Carter

Or 'Coffin Henry'! a nice rattly cough might make her ask to be moved!

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