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Old 31-12-2007, 12:39 PM
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Default 12 Lucky Grapes

As some of you may know I'm currently in Benidorm for Xmas and Noo Year. The hotel have posted up tonights menu and it includes "12 Lucky Grapes" .

We're all intrigued. Personally, I thought everyone else was trapped in "The Gardener's Rest" .

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Old 31-12-2007, 12:45 PM
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Members of the Month..?
13 obviously unlucky then..
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Old 31-12-2007, 01:01 PM
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Twelve Lucky Grapes
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five gold rings
Four colly birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves and
A partridge in a pear tree

Someone fill in the alternatives - I'm busy cutting up seed packets!!!
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Old 31-12-2007, 01:39 PM
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Ok, here's a few

Twelve Lucky Grapes...........................................
Eleven pipers piping...................Eleven Maris Pipers
Ten lords a-leaping...................Ten hordes a sleeping
Nine ladies dancing...................Nine ladies fingers
Eight maids a-milking.................
Seven swans a-swimming...........
Six geese a-laying...................Six chooks a laying (or not, it's winter now)
Five gold rings........................Five Golden Bliss
Four colly birds.......................Four cauliflowers
Three french hens...................Three French beans
Two turtle doves and...............Two Foxgloves
A partridge in a pear tree..........A partridge in a Sewer Rat pie

Thats as much as I have for now
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Old 31-12-2007, 03:42 PM
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You're meant to eat one grape at each bong of the midnight countdown from Madrid. If you can do it, you will have good luck in the coming year! (so the OH says, and she should know!)
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Old 31-12-2007, 03:58 PM
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its actually quite hard to eat all twelve before the clock stops chimimg, we used to do this with the spanish crew on the ship.
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Lets hear it for Scarey - well done you, that's a far better rendering!
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Well thanks Jennie,

Still a couple to get though,
I'm working on it with a large glass of dry white
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You're meant to eat one grape at each bong of the midnight countdown from Madrid. If you can do it, you will have good luck in the coming year! (so the OH says, and she should know!)
Do they have alcohol in them or are they ordinary grapes?
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Lol! I bet all the Grapes on here will have alcohol in them!
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Well thanks Jennie,

Still a couple to get though,
I'm working on it with a large glass of dry white
You could have 'Seven swan-neck gourds' Scarey. Can't think of anything for eight either though at the mo. , still on my first glass of wine!
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Old 31-12-2007, 06:56 PM
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You could have 'Seven swan-neck gourds' Scarey. Can't think of anything for eight either though at the mo. , still on my first glass of wine!
Ooh, brilliant Sue, Cheers!
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Clare, hon - THAT is brilliant - only on my first glass of red here - but can we not crack the 8 maids a milking between us by midnight....?
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its actually quite hard to eat all twelve before the clock stops chimimg, we used to do this with the spanish crew on the ship.
Depends on how big the grapes are small ones you can swallow whole.

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Old 31-12-2007, 08:04 PM
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Bramble brandy going down a treat here!

Eight maids a planting is a bit lame....
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Old 31-12-2007, 08:16 PM
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Bramble brandy - now that sounds like my kinda drink- Now.... just WHO would those 8 maids be I wonder?
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Old 31-12-2007, 08:20 PM
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It was one of the 'trials' along with the sloe gin, sloe brandy, raspberry gin, etc etc!

Its a touch sweet but reminds me of cough mixture....

I think we could find 'eight maids a-planting' without too much difficulty!
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Oh! Oh! Me! Pick me!!
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Tastes like cough mixture - Now KK would love that!
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Old 31-12-2007, 08:27 PM
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Old 31-12-2007, 08:35 PM
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8 maids a-mulching! I'm wasted here. Or is that just wasted/
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I'm getting wasted!!

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I like it!
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