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    Is it just me loosing the plot or does anyone else find them self doing this as well???
    It's that time of year when my peach tree in the greenhouse needs to be hand pollenated, I do it with a little fine paintbrush. But I always find myself making a buzzing noise in my head as I do it as if I think I am a bee.......or have just spent too much time alone in the greenhouse?

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    You've spent far too much time alone in the greenhouse..............
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    • #3
      Do you stick our tongue out and check your legs for yellow patches (of pollen)

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        hahaha this has made my day!! (I'm going to be doing it next time now)

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        • #5
          I don't hand pollinate but I do talk to the bees in my garden

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Griff View Post
            I always find myself making a buzzing noise in my head as I do it as if I think I am a bee.......
            It's not just the pollen the trees want but the full sound effects too, all those leaves act as a very sensitive audio listening device that's why you should talk to them as well

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            • #7
              I shall have to try this when hand pollinating squash later this year. Sure I've got a child's bumble bee dressing up outfit somewhere - could get one of the children to run around wearing it at the same time
              Another happy Nutter...

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              • #8
                You'll have to teach them the Waggle Dance too

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                  Before anyone asks...................

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ijI-g4jHg
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                  • #10
                    So how do they know about degrees and estimating them?
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bigmallly View Post
                      Before anyone asks...................

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ijI-g4jHg
                      So twerking is natural then

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                      • #12
                        I think happyhumph and veggiechicken should get together dressed as bumble bees and do a video doing the waggle dance to teach all of us how it's done!!
                        Last edited by The Griff; 23-03-2017, 09:29 AM.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Cadalot View Post
                          So how do they know about degrees and estimating them?
                          They study for a BeeSc degree

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                            Compass and rule?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The Griff View Post
                              I think happyhumph and veggiechicken should get together dressed as bumble bees and do a video doing the waggle dance to teach all of us how it's done!!
                              My bottom does a waggle dance when I'm standing still!

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