The OLD Severn Bridge had overt signs saying that it was closed today due to high winds.
No Shit Sherlock.
So I made my way towards the NEW Severn Bridge, and over-shot by a long chalk, ending up near The Rhonda Valley in TOG country - "There's Lovely!"
and felt a Right Royal Tit.
Never Mind, eh?!
PS. Don't tell Trousers.... He'll Laugh.