I would be grateful actually if people would KINDLY REFRAIN from posting delicious ice-cream recipes. So, Hilary B, many thanks for not posting the mango or chocolate ones.

I have bought a really gorgeous expensive bikini for our hols, and if people selfishly continue to post delicious ice-cream recipes, instead of looking like a foxy surfer chick, I'll look like a giant ice-cream packed sausage skin, bound in bits of too-tight black lycra. And that's not my husband's thing to be honest.

So, here's my slogan: Be Nice! No Ice! (cream recipes...)