Mr Sheds has a Nokia N95 like they used on The Apprentice.
Nokia UK - Nokia N95
He doesn't use any of it's groovy functions, he just makes calls. Total waste of money! (the SatNav option is £5 a month extra ... we've used it 5 times, and it's gotten us lost every time).
He can check his emails (it costs extra), but the buttons are too small for him to type replies.
The camera is a good one, but he never uses it.