What about Bob Flowerdew, Christine whatsername, Pippa Greenwood, Gordon the Garden Gnome or maybe Bill and Ben!

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God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done

You can bury a lot of troubles digging in the dirt

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out

You will always be your child's favorite toy