Oh goody! Now I have jokes to use against my husband. Before i read this post this was the only joke I knew:
There's Chinese man, a Japanese man, and a Polish guy playing cards. During the game the Chinese man holds his hand up to his face and acts as though he is talking on the telephone with his thumb and pinkie out. The two other guys say "what are you doing?" and the Chinese man replies, "I have a microphone implanted my pinkie and a speaker implanted in my thumb."
So they continue to play and suddenly the Japanese man begins talk to someone. And the other two guys ask him what he's doing and he replies, "I have microchips implanted in my mouth and in my ear, so I can talk on the phone."
A little while later, without explanation, the Polish guy gets ups and leaves. The two Asian guys go after him to see what's wrong and they find him outside with his pants down, shoving paper up his butt. They ask him what he's doing and he replies,
"I'm sending a fax."
As you can see I was in desperate need of jokes! |