hope this isnt too naughty i dont want to get banned apologies now if it is not clean enough, if its not i promise not to add any more jokes mods.

Irish daughter says to her mum my hans are freezing, mum replies put them between your legs to warm the up.
Irish daughter is out with boyfriend next day hes says my hands are freezing she says put the between my legs to warm them up.
A little while later the boyfriend says my penis is freezing.
Next day the daughter says to her mum have you heard of a penis, the mother replies yes, the daughter says they make a terrible mess when they defrost dont they?

ps i am part irish, its where my green fingered side comes from. oh asked me to post this as he thought the mens on here would like it.