People who say -
"You look better" , ie: you have had a haircyt, lost weight, new glasses etc.
"WHY DID I LOOK TOTAL SHIT BEFOREHAND!!!!"
also, "you look well" in order words "you look fat"!!!!
also "you have big feet dont you" - answer to that "yes and you are bloody ugly"!!!
When having twin babies - one pink and one blue !!!! Whilst trying to shop in tesco's - all other comments actually said by me in return!!!!
"are they twins" - NO THEY ARE 5 DAYS APART!!!!
"are they identical" - NO HE HAS A WILLY & SHE DOESNT!!!!
"Both boys" - YES I LIKE TO DRESS MY SON IN PINK!!!!!
"Bet you hate shopping & everyone stopping you" - YES GET OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO SHOP!!!!
"arrrr IVF!!!" - NO TOTALLY NATURAL THANKS - SHALL I TELL YOU HOW! - they scurry off!!!!
"your son shouts a lot did you hit him" - NO HE HAS ASPERGERS & DOESNT LIKE YOU STARING AT HIM!!!!!!!!
need i go on.............................. lol!! |