I love it, the more dodgy the better and we've had some rough ones lately, a transvestite, and a group of rocking klingons winning. No wonder we can't win it, we should be putting the members of Big Brother up for it instead. How about Kate price and Peter Andre, now there's a winning formula.

The only chance we will ever have of winning again is if we have a meteor attack and as a country we get moved and become a balkan country!. We unfortunately pee off our neighbours a little too often, to get any mutual back scratching, and lets be honest thats what its all about. I think you shouldn't be able to vote for your immediate neighbours aswell as yourself.