I ordered a case of wine from V1rg1n W1nes ... I gave specific instructions to leave it by the back door, so the driver left it at a local shop instead. I finally got the case 2 days later when i figured out where it was. Muppets.

PS. I cancelled my membership there and then, but they continued billing me £20 every month. I am now fighting for a refund - they "can't receive" my emails, and presumably don't receive any Royal Mail post either.

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