Welcome to the vine open-cases!
Sounds as if you are either a retired copper or a warehouse worker!
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I too was out at my allotments this weekend, shirtless and doing a lobster impression!
Are you an allotment gardener or do you grow your stuff in your own garden?
Looking forward to hearing about your gardening exploits!
PS I have a Cabernet Sauvignon vine which I planted 2 years ago and it has small bunches of grapes on it now(or are they the flowers?)! I also have another two indeterminate vines taken from cuttings and the parent grapevine had lovely pink sweet grapes. I intend planting one outside to grow over a pergola I've just made!