Welcome to the 'Vine Open-Cases

I'm sorry, I'm probably The Enemy, being born & raised in Sunderland

But you had the upper-hand last game, so hopefully we can have a truce over the veg

?!!
As for cats, they hate smells & being wet, so set yourself up with a SuperSoaker water pistol filled with dilute vinegar, or lemon juice (or pee, they really hate that

) and have a bit of target practice. They'll soon by-pass your garden, or stay off the veg patch if it's your own cats being a problem!!