Originally Posted by HeyWayne

I once inadvertently sprayed lighter gas up my brothers nose and set light to it.

I need to explain.....

When I used to smoke as a teenager I had a gun lighter, you know the ones that "click" and light - looks like a gun. Well, I had a stinking cold and I was trying to fill up my lighter with gas when it "clicked". This happened at the exact same time as my brother sniffing thus stripping his nostrils of any hair whatsoever.

He had a runny nose for weeks after that.