We also have cleaners - a family team of three. Nelson does everything high and all the hoovering, Vanusa does all the ironing and their daughter (whose name escapes me) does a fantastic job on the bathroom and kitchen including washing up and a full wash of the floors.

They come once a fortnight and cost me £40 for two hours but the house sparkles!

And yes - it does make Hazel tidier! (Pity it doesn't work on TOH)