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Originally Posted by Minty I did something very similar as a young un but it was eggs we helped ourselves to.
On one occasion the young farmhand caught us and said"right ya little bu@@ers i`m taking you up to see the farmer now  .Anyway we were marched up to this very large ornate farmhouse by the farmhand where he knocked LOUDLY upon the door......and then he knocked again and again............"Lucky for you little Bu@@ers the farmer is not in so it seems you have got away with it this time"......AND THEN IT HAPPENED, Cheeky young Minty pipes up " DO YOU WANT US TO COME BACK TOMORROW, HE MIGHT BE IN THEN"......I never knew a wellie up the rear could hurt sooooo much.
Great to think back, Minty |
When I was a four year boy, my mother kept a single hen which rarely laid a single egg. The hen was sentenced to the pot for the sunday lunch only a few days away and with no right to appeal. Here came the heros...my sister and I went to see granny who kept several hens and yes we "borrowed" two to three eggs daily. My mother couln'd understand how a hen could lay two - three eggs daily but she was happy with that. Our hen life was spared, some of my granny hens paid with their life for not laying eggs anymore.....you cannot win!!

Don Vincenzo