Wellie, just tell trousers to sign all his letters/emails to them as Lord 'Trousers' & they'll soon sit up & take notice. For some strange reasons my grandparents gave my dad the first name of 'Lord' (they were in Ireland, maybe it's O.K. to do that over there?) & it came in useful sometimes, he was also a retired army captain so Captain Lord... came in very handy! On the other hand they might think he was worth a bob or two & try to get more money out of him so it might backfire!
