When I was younger we my parents didn't have a lot of money so a lot of the pressies were hand made - farms, forts, jumpers etc. But my father always saved a banger from bonfire night and let it off Christmas eve and then tell us Santa had just shot himself so there would be no Pressies

...... you didn't really think I was going to be serious did you

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